Here is a view of the direct effects of the oil on our beautiful shores. Not a pretty sight.
Help us return our man-made waterways and recreational resort areas to their former glory. Thank you for your time and considerations. Donations can be made to the Tupua Disney Fund which will go directly to help fund future trips to help fund cleanups that may or may not take place. Help us preserve the Disney World we all know and love for our children and grandchildren.
(The preceding was a faux advertisement for the Tupua Disney vacation club. Which in no wise is connected to the Walt Disney World corporation. Also, this is not an actual solicitation for monetary donations. This was simply a satire on the state of the Gulf Coast. Thank you for reading. I hope that you had as much fun reading this as we did making it up.)