Monday, June 9, 2014

Heavy Weight Champion of the World

(Ding, ding, ding!!) Welcome ladies and gentlemen to tonight's main event! The following contest is a three round bout. In this corner, the challenger in the blue bottle lid, is a bottle of warm milk. Looking to make a name for himself by taking down the champ, he weighs in at a whopping 5 ounces. 
In this corner, the champion with the golden brown tan and spiky hair, Jarod James!! The champion of 2 and a half months tips the scales at 13 pounds and 7 ounces. He "stands" (with help) at a towering 24 inches. He has a BMI of 16.4°/· and a head circumference of 15.5". 
And the referee has signaled for the start of the match and here we go!! The bottle looks like it might be a tough match do the champ. Jarod James opens with some feints....and WHOA! What a right hand! A wicked, thunderous haymaker and down goes the bottle!! No need for a 10 count, the bottle has nothing left in the tank! It is OVER! Good night,  everyone!  Stay tuned for your local news.

4 comments:

michiganSamoan said...

Cyrus is a cutie and looks very strong. Good job!

Happy Father's Day - Son!! You did well.

Thanks for the updates on your family, Mom and I really appreciate your time and effort to keep us in your loop.


Love you all, Dad and Mom

michiganSamoan said...

I can't get enough of how Cyrus has grown - he's a mini Jarod James and has such a winning smile! All of your beautiful children are champions Talani & Barbie! Praise the Lord for His blessings! Thank you for your love and care for each other. We love you and look forward to seeing everyone as the Lord provides! awwwww...next is the walking and talking and more sweetness for everyone! Blessings to all! Love you! Mu-ah! xoxoxo Love, mom & dad

Talani Tupua said...

He is a cutie! Love you guys. So glad that you can keep up with the kids as they grow. I cannot wait for them to meet you. Alofa tele.

Driftwood Girl said...

Is that Jarod, not Cyrus? Oh no, I really can't tell, but he looks like Jarod. Anyway, such CUTE photos!! Love you guys!