blah, blah, blah, my water?: November 2015

Saturday, November 14, 2015

This Week from the Soccer Pitch

Talofa lava! Welcome to this week's installment of "From the Pitch". Your one-stop site for all of your Tupua Fu'tbol news. This week saw Audrey Summer and her Bluejaysplay put on a dazzling display of soccer prowess and skill, whilst running about the pitch seemingly confused and random, but doing so absolutely adorably! It was a nippy 11 degrees Celsius out, but the temperature did not hinder the players from putting on a good show for the spectators.

We will now pause for a brief station identification and a word from our sponsor.

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After exerting quite a bit of energy on the pitch, it is important to replenish your body's nutrients.

A good source of nutrients is of course Cheetos. It may not give you any eagle powers, but it will satisfy your hunger.

Next, we switch to our other division participating in today's matches. It was a tough match. There were quite a few hand balls called as well as many a penalty kicks taken. Jarod James (a starting forward for the Panthers) played hard and did his best against all odds. Dianna Noell, the starting sweeper for the Panthers was knocked down and shoved but she kept playing on...tough girl! (Her parents however were none to happy to see their girl being hoved about...her father pacing like a caged tortuga and her mother offering words of warning to the young man committing the penalties).